“Actually, my favourite pastime is watching the food network. […] It’s 24-hour-a-day food porn. I always pretended I was going to learn to cook, but now I realise I just like watching other people doing it. Over here, we’ve got a couple of shows, you know, the sort with someone like Anthony Worrall-Thompson being slightly obnoxious, but, in America, it’s so much bigger. I’ve watched the food network for, like, five hours on the trot.” (x)

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#how in the world are none of you falling over you guys are running at a freaking angle

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grinninggwynplaine:

there is so much potential for comedy gold right the fuck here and you aren’t even trying tumblr

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professor-sex-and-dragneto:

 #REAL FUNNY OLD SPORT

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- God forbid we become friendly.

- I don’t find you that interesting.

- You will.

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Marble (Enjolras x Grantaire inspired)

The ancient museums

Holding fragile rocks

Behind freshly polished glass

As generations pass.

Statues shine so bright

Like the immortal gods

They are to portray

Tomorrow and today.

The frozen limbs

Covered with gentle silk

You expect too much

Silk is marble at your touch.

Two glasses clash

My view quickly crashes

Your thoughts crumble

And you cry and writhe and stumble.

When you fall

At heaven’s golden gate

At the gods’ giant feet

Then perhaps we’ll meet.

Then you will see

I am not so fragile

I am but a man

That is all I am.

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