dysenterygay:

I asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.


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comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

(Source: fandamngo)


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65,103 plays


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pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars


What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

image

(Source: robotindisguise)


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silversarcasm:

*interacts with people*

*has to take a four hour nap*


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Teaching Yebin a lesson (x)

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senpai-aleksandr:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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dramasbomin:

redboxed:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.


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thaibrator:

Going to school with a dress code

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http://tickatocka.tumblr.com/post/97741780381/brella-important-ship-tropes-fake-dating

brella:

important ship tropes:

  • fake dating
  • SECRET dating
  • being locked in a room or trapped in a small space
  • huDDLING FOR WARMTH
  • BEING ON THE BRINK OF ADMITTING THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER BUT THEN GETTING INTERRUPTED
  • finishing each other’s sentences, KNOWING WHAT THE OTHER IS…

(Source: brella)


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pickledelephant:

Paul Thomas Anderson sits next to the hand-cranked camera used to film the first part of the prologue of Magnolia (1999)

pickledelephant:

Paul Thomas Anderson sits next to the hand-cranked camera used to film the first part of the prologue of Magnolia (1999)


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